kalpurna

OH MY GOD. I always forget how dependent on LJ I am, until it goes down and I go mental. I kept going oh, I don't need to check my flist, I'll just read some fic! BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE IT WAS ALL ON LJ. DD: I ended up having a Buffy Renaissance, and reading a whole lot of Spike/Xander, because it was the only fandom I could think of that was old enough to have websites. In the process, I had the magnificently unexpected revelation that Loserville, which is a fic I remember loving and saving to my computer in like... 2003? 2004? when I was, ahahaha, so very underage? was actually written by shrift!!! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? I went to the Honda Civic Tour with you, shrift, and I never even knew that you wrote one of my personal favorite fics from all of sophomore year of high school! Oh, fandom. ♥

Anyway, here's the post I typed up during my break today at work and then couldn't post because of the outage:

Sigh, I really wish someone would write some good fic! This fandom sure suffers for lack of awesome fic, lately.

HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING OMFG. THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH GOOD STUFF IN THE PAST FEW DAYS, YOU GUYS!!! ( SO MUCH! )

Wow, I bet I'm forgetting a ton of other awes fic, too. What am I forgetting? Rec me stuff, everybody!

It's been a really confusing day for me, flist of mine. I haven't read this Brendon/Spencer story yet, but I opened it in a tab for later, and the phrase "glory days" appears in the first paragraph, only I thought it said "glory hole." So I started thinking about Brendon and Spencer and glory holes, and then I was all distracted.

And then I was looking at body jewelry online, and I found a bellybutton ring that says "I SWALLOW", and I started thinking about how Brendon Urie, in the alternate universe where he went away to college and came out instead of joining a rock band, totally wears that all the time! Except when he's wearing the Tinkerbell one. (He think's he's being all ironic, like, CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, but pretty much everyone knows that it's just because he loves that movie. He totally cried when he thought Tink was going to die, the first time he saw it. He was, like, seventeen.) (The swallowing thing isn't ironic at all, though. Brendon believes in truth in advertising.) And then I started thinking about the lesbian girl version of Spencer Smith wearing a vibrating tongue stud. And then I had to go lie down.

Also, wouldn't Lesbian!Spencer/Really!Gay!Brendon be kind of hot? No, think about it! It would be slashy as HELL, in a bizarre way, and I could definitely get into it.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that today is a good day to sign up for a flashporn challenge.