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posted by [personal profile] kalpurna at 07:51pm on 20/10/2007 under , , , ,
So some advice: never underestimate the power of teenies to wait in line! I got there late, because I am a terrible person, and as a result we were in line for freaking ever.

We were getting near the front when I suddenly realized I had literally nothing for Pete and Joe to sign. Not even a crumpled receipt. Unless... I had brought some work along? Well, I didn't even have a notebook, but I did have my Latin text. So, uhm. Pete Wentz and Joe Trohman have both signed the cover of my copy of the Letters of Pliny the Younger, in the original Latin. Oh yes. The conversation went a little something like this:

Me: Uhm, I didn't have anything else for you to sign?
Pete: *flips the book over, reads the back cover* Uh, I haven't read it.
Me: ...don't.
Pete: Oh, it's not good?
Me: It's pretty awful, yeah.
Pete: For school?
Me: Yup.

YES. OH YES, MY PRETTIES. THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY CONVERSATION WITH PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ. Recommending that he not read the correspondence of the younger Pliny. *headdesk* My life, let me show you it.

It was definitely fun times hanging out with [livejournal.com profile] provetheworst and [livejournal.com profile] pre_emptive in line, and breakfast at the Pick Me Up was indeed delicious. [livejournal.com profile] etben joined us later on in the day. We didn't get any t-shirts, because of the way they were hustling people through the store, but we know where it is and we can go back another time.

Oh, and one other thing did happen. After the signing, Jori had the urge to stick needles in her face, like you do, and took us all to the Alley. She ended up deciding against getting anything pierced, for various reasons - and that's when I looked up and realized I'd signed some papers. Uhm. Oops?

So I have a vertical labret now!! \o/ I'd show it to you, internet, but I don't have a camera. It looks totally freaking awesome, and the piercer was very nice, and even though it didn't occur to me until right then to get that particular piercing, I kind of love it to death. Poor impulse control ftw!

After the unpremeditated piercing shenanigans, [livejournal.com profile] etben and I headed over to the Apple store, where I made another appointment (having missed the one I set up yesterday). We ate dinner (carefully, on my part) and went back again, and then they told me that my hard drive was utterly fucked. (Technical term.) They probably can't even recover any data. Awesome. And there were other problems, too! Thankfully, oh so thankfully, I have the extended warranty, so in about a week I will have 1) a new iSight camera, 2) a new hard drive, 3) a new battery, and 4) a new casing where it's chipped on the front. All free of charge.

Uhhh hi this is the best news I have ever heard.

So in a week, darlings, I will hopefully have a much much better computer to work with. Yaaaay! Apple store, ilu so hard. Me/Apple store otp for cereal.
Mood:: 'accomplished' accomplished
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posted by [identity profile] mercymydarling.livejournal.com at 01:22am on 21/10/2007
But, hey, Pete will totally always remember you. You'll be at a FOB concert and bump into him, and he'll be all, "Hey, Latin Girl! Sup!"
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:36am on 21/10/2007
ahahaha, that would actually be kind of awesome. Oh sigh. I am a nerd, and even Pete Wentz knows it. :D:
 
posted by [identity profile] ficbyzee.livejournal.com at 01:24am on 21/10/2007
Ahaha, dude! Poor piercing impulse control seriously ftw. :D
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:38am on 21/10/2007
I know, right? It's kind of amazing to me that both times I've gotten pierced, it's been within twelve hours of seeing Pete Wentz. Hahahaha what. Dude it looks so goooood though I'm so excited.
 
posted by [identity profile] misspamela.livejournal.com at 01:36am on 21/10/2007
Oh, honey, you WIN at signings! How was Joe?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 01:40am on 21/10/2007
I totally win at NERD, right? \o/ Joe was hot as shit, but unfortunately I was so busy telling Pete about Pliny being a dull read that I didn't get to say anything to Joe. D:

I DO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, ACTUALLY, SO I GUESS I COULD GO WAIT ON HIS DOORSTEP FOR HIM TO COME BACK AFTER THE SHOW. HAHAHAHA I'M NOT A STALKER I SWEAR.
 
OK, seriously, I think having something quirky and unique like a Latin textbook autographed makes you that much cooler as a fangirl. XD Anyone can get a CD, but...! (Besides, entertainment value like whoa.)

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duuuude you should join me in this stupid fandom, it is insanely hilarious, isn't that song awesome

Oh my God, my Latin teacher is going to think I'm CRAZY when I show up on Monday with an autographed textbook, a new piercing, and no computer, that didn't occur to me until just now. But you know what, you're totally right - way better to have an autographed textbook than, like, a poster, right? It's definitely more... unusual!
 
I think I could all too easily be sucked into bandom, in general. You are not even the only one on my FL making this persuasive argument. And I like FOB music a little too much to be so ignorant of the band themselves.

...that is a pretty awesome combination, I admit. Is the autograph big and shiny and noticeable? (Likewise, is the piercing?) XD;
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Oh yeah, dude, I'm going to have to pimp you hardcore one of these days. Mmmm, fresh meat. >:D

Both are!! Ahahaha, life is hilarious and amazing, I can't wait for my Latin class to think I'm insane.
 
posted by [identity profile] stealstheashes.livejournal.com at 02:49am on 21/10/2007
At least you didn't only have a copy of some fan fic? LOL, I guess that's one book you won't be selling back.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:25am on 22/10/2007
Oh my God, seriously, I don't think I will ever be able to look at Pete Wentz's face without thinking, "Your peen. I have seen it." So I'm just glad I didn't say THAT, forget bringing fanfiction into the equation, oh my god.
 
posted by [identity profile] jocondite.livejournal.com at 03:31am on 21/10/2007
THIS IS MY ONE AND ONLY CONVERSATION WITH PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ. Recommending that he not read the correspondence of the younger Pliny.

Quite literally, I lol'd. *g* No, honestly, getting your Latin textbook autographed is awesome! The only thing I have signed by Pete is a small, grimy piece of cardboard torn from someone's "TAI ARE BETTER THAN FOB" sign, so you've got durability, quirkiness, intelligence and, uh, unusualness in one texbook-y package!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:27am on 22/10/2007
Ahahaha, thank you for the perspective. Yeah, idk, I'm pretty happy with it! I'm not sure what I'd do with an autograph normally, but I pretty much have no option but to carry this one around with me and then put it on my bookshelf, so. My options are limited.
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 03:39am on 21/10/2007
And now you have to keep that book for FOREVER and EVER. And man, I totally want to see pictures of this piercing.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:28am on 22/10/2007
Well, yeah! Ugh Allison I would text you a picture but you are in stupidland. I mean, Australia. I don't have a camera, you'll have to wait until I get my computer back, IT LOOKS SO GOOD SRSLY
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 04:29am on 22/10/2007
DOES YOUR PIERCING LOOK LIKE ANDY'S?

NOT STUPIDLAND!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:37am on 22/10/2007
N, HIS IS A LOW CENTERED LABRET, BB, MINE IS A VERTICAL LABRET. SEE HERE (http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Vertical_Labret) FOR EXAMPLES. ILU AND YOUR LACK OF SCENE KNOWLEDGE, I HAD TO ASK JORI WHAT THIS PIERCING WAS CALLED BEFORE I GOT IT.
 
posted by [identity profile] shoemaster.livejournal.com at 08:15am on 22/10/2007
NO CRED. ANY KIND. AT LEAST I KNEW WHAT/WHERE A LABRET WENT! I DID KNOW THAT SO :P

I KIND OF WANT TO POKE HOLES IN MYSELF AT RANDOM, BUT NOTHING REALLY STANDS OUT AS 'YES, I WANT THAT.'

MAYBE YOU'LL TALK ME INTO SOMETHING LATER.
 
posted by [identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com at 04:08am on 21/10/2007
OMG. Pete and Joe's signatures are TRULY the only things that could make a book of Pliny's letters at all interesting (except the one about the dolphin, that one is awesome!), and it is so great that you have achieved that! Haha, you should have told Pete to read Pliny just for the lols.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:30am on 22/10/2007
DUDE. I KNOW. I KNOW. I don't think I've read the dolphin one yet! We just got through the one that talks about his uncle being A GIGANTIC IDIOT OH MY GOD and SAILING TO POMPEII on PURPOSE and DYING in the stupid VOLCANIC ERUPTION. "OH HEY A VOLCANO! I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT FOR MY NATURAL HISTORY!!" Okay, Pliny the Elder, you do that. Also, you snore, and you're fat, and I hate your face.

Look I would not inflict Pliny on anyone even if their name is Pete Wentz I mean honestly
 
posted by [identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com at 02:45am on 22/10/2007
Oh man, that one is full of TRAGIC STUPIDITY. My other favorite is the one about the old woman with a dancing troop. Pliny does not approve! Pliny never had a day of fun his entire boring life that didn't involve buying ugly old man statues!

He'd totally love Catullus though, you know it.
 
posted by [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com at 04:45am on 21/10/2007
I never had any cool autographs on my Latin texts! You kids these days. Hee.

Yay impulse piercings!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:31am on 22/10/2007
Dude, I don't think it's like, a trend! Ahaha, I hope someone in my Latin class asks me what that writing is, I think I will cry.

YAY IMPULSE PIERCINGS!!
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 04:51am on 21/10/2007
[livejournal.com profile] pearl_o and I agree: you put the classy in classicist!

ALSO what about the part where you ignored me in favor of your phone all evening? or where we looked at the cute Apple boys and thought the EXACT SAME THING? or where we wandered down Michigan Avenue talking about doubledicking and pegging?

...you leave out all the fun parts of life. *smoosh*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:32am on 22/10/2007
Ahaahaha, awww! I think I win!

THAT IS TRUE, I FORGOT ALL OF THOSE PARTS. I SUCK. PEGGING AND APPLE-BOY-SLASHING FOR THE WIN.
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posted by [identity profile] etben.livejournal.com at 02:55am on 22/10/2007
ALSO THERE IS THIS. (http://pics.livejournal.com/etben/pic/0001x1as/)

God, I still giggle every time I look at that. JOHN SEARLE HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD? GOOD!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 07:39am on 22/10/2007
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD BEST THING EVVVVVVVVVVVER. I STILL THINK YOU NEED TO ASK JOHN SEARLE TO SIGN IT, TOO. THEN YOU'LL HAVE THREE ROCKSTARS' AUTOGRAPHS, DUDE!!
 
posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com at 05:09am on 21/10/2007
You had a conversation with Pete Wentz ABOUT LATIN CORRESPONDENCE.

*loves you*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:33am on 22/10/2007
*weeps a little*
 
posted by [identity profile] joandarck.livejournal.com at 07:42am on 21/10/2007
Oh, perfect pierce for you! That would look awesome.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:33am on 22/10/2007
Yaaay, thank you! I love it! I can't wait to post pictures!
 
posted by [identity profile] bexless.livejournal.com at 09:51am on 21/10/2007
*Wheeeeze* I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AMAZING.
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:34am on 22/10/2007
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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posted by [personal profile] birdsflying at 10:23am on 21/10/2007
You = teh win. Oh, Kal! ♥

Pictures soon, please!
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:35am on 22/10/2007
heeeeeeee for certain values of the word win?? ♥

As soon as I have my new iSight camera, dude! I promise!
 
posted by [identity profile] moondarri.livejournal.com at 11:15am on 21/10/2007
Ohh, the lolz. xDD No, really. If I were ever to have only one conversation with Pete Wentz, I'd hope it to be something of that quality.

So a vertical labret piercing is...? Is it a lip piercing? *is clueless*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:38am on 22/10/2007
Dude, it was weirdly appropriate, in that I AM A HUGE NERD. Haha, what.

It's a lip piercing; it's a curved barbell that goes in the middle of your bottom lip and exits below. It looks like this (http://www.staircasetattoo.com/piercing/vertlabret.jpg)!
 
posted by [identity profile] greyandgrey.livejournal.com at 03:38pm on 21/10/2007
... I dont even know what to say right now.

Even though its apparently boring as hell, thats the most awesome latin text you will ever own.

I really dont think I can wait until the spring to see what youve done to your face, so photos please?

I just... Hannah, ilu. you know that. *pets*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:39am on 22/10/2007
Ugh, it's awful! But now I can think about Joe Trohman in Latin class and be at least mildly entertained, so I call that a net gain. \o/

Photos as soon as I have my computer back!

\o/
 
posted by [identity profile] sockich.livejournal.com at 04:17pm on 21/10/2007
Ahahahaha, you are SO TOTALLY AWESOME!

And, as boring as it might be, that is now the most kick ass Latin book EVER! ;)

Also, poor impulse control VERY MUCH FTW! *nods*
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:40am on 22/10/2007
*wins really a lot*
 
posted by [identity profile] foxxcub.livejournal.com at 12:06am on 22/10/2007
*giggles*

IDK, THE LATIN TEXT IS KIND OF AWESOME?
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posted by [identity profile] kalpurna.livejournal.com at 02:40am on 22/10/2007
*hands*

IDK, MY BFF JOE TROH?

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